Types Of Music
Jazz: Five men on the same stage all playing different tunes.
Blues: Played exclusively by people who woke up this morning.
World Music: A dozen different types of percussion all going at
once.
Opera: People singing when they should be talking.
Rap: People talking when they should be singing.
Classical: Discover the other 45 minutes they left out of the TV ad.
Folk: Endless songs about shipwrecks in the 19th century.
Big Band: 20 men who take it in turns to stand up plus a drummer.
Heavy Metal: Codpiece and chaps.
House Music: OK as long as it’s not the house next door.
From http://www.buzzle.com/editorials/5-14-2002-18440.asp
June 8, 2010
Posted in: Old Music
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